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Written by fredward on April 26th, 2005I love that 70s show
Kitty: All right, all right. Now. You listen up. I have had an extremely stressful day. And I am not proud of what I’m about to say, but someone give me a cigarette. Now!
Eric, innocently: But mom, we don’t smoke.
Kitty: Cut the crap, Eric! I am a nurse. I know that one in five teenagers smoke. (Pointing at them) ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! Now. I am going to close my eyes, and when I open them there had better be a cigarette between these two fingers! Come on people, hop to!
(She closes her eyes and someone’s hand puts a cigarette in her hand.)
Kitty: Thank you. Light! (Five hands flick lighters.)
Sunday Bloody Sunday