I figure you’d get a greater enjoyment out of this since most of you live here

It’s around midnight. I’m driving a Chevy Cavalier with Eric Crago and John Fulton in the car. John is completely smashed (and hungry) so we pull into McDonalds in the plaza which is the spot for the crusiers and rednecks to “hang”

One guy in this huge truck keeps hitting his dixie horn so John decides to give him the bird and yell “eff you” as we pull in drive thru. Not a good idea

We get are food and are about ready to leave as the rednecks are standing in a row beside us giving the “what now” and “bring it” hand gestures (one even took off his shirt) well. John gives them the finger again and I wave bye-bye in a very sarcastic motion

Again, not a good idea

The rednecks all dash to their trucks and jump in.. I haul ass

We’re going southbound on Frederica with 4 huge trucks on my tail. Making a wide right onto Scherm (i’m going about.. 40) the trucks follow. I make a quick right onto South Griffith (going towards OMS) the trucks follow

I turn on Ford in front of OMS and one of the trucks passes me and tries to box me in (The whole time John is telling me to stop the car. He’ll tell the rednecks he’s drunk and we’ll be on our merry way) I slam on my breaks and turn into the loop in front of Owensboro Middle School going about 35 and eventually driving through the lawn. The trucks makes a u-turn and follows

I run a few stop signs and eventually i’m going 55 down Lewis with rednecks trying to pass me and they’re carrying a crowbar. I tell John it’s time to call the police. Evidentally they had a police scanner because they turned off shortly after the call.

We go back to Johns house and Sollman is down the street.. ever the master of understatement Eric goes “Dude’s car almost got a little dinged up”

and thus ends my first GTA stylie driving experience

Anyone have any similiar stories?