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Written by fredward on December 5th, 2004stolen from a /. post
True stories working in a computer repair shop:
1. Man walks in, sets his mouse down, says, “My cursor isn’t moving fast enough.” Not only that, he leaves without filling out the form you have to fill out to get your computer fixed and leaves no name, phone number, or address.
2. Man brings in his monitor and declares, “My microsoft fell out.”
3. Woman brings in her computer and it has a family of door mice living inside. We never figured out how they got in, since they couldn’t seem to get out.
4. “I doubled my harddrive space, but the BIOS isn’t recognizing it now. I don’t know how to configure that.” “It should recognize it on its own. Which drive is the new one?” “Oh, no, I didn’t get a new one, I just doubled the space.” “Did you delete something?” “Just a primary DOS partition. I don’t have DOS anymore, so I don’t use it.”